on saturday straightedge-pebba had birthday and he just turned 18 that little fucker. i got there when i woke up so around 7 at the evening and there was NO chicks there. i asked him where the females was and he was so nervous. turned out eddie had tricked the kid to drinking GHB heaheahea!! that straightedge had never even tried weed before so he walked around thinking he was on the moon!!
anyways i lit up a fat one and the chicks started coming. bitch whenever i lite one up they come just like they want nothing but my joint. bitch no!! you can’t smoke my weeed unless you give straightedge-pebba a blowjob! and I started laughing. eddie started laughing. the bitches started laughing. everyone laughed, that poor guy was crying. i always say they can take a hit if they suck him off because nobody wants to suck his banandick (its shaped like a fucking banana). so i always get to keep it for myself 😉
straighedge-pebba canceled the party when he started crying and we all had to go to the club. what the fuck bro? I thought we where FRIENDS?!!! his sister should come home later that night and i was gonna penetrate her with my massive gun (if you know what i mean :P). worst bro ever.
we got to the club uknow and the first thing I see is deformed-layla standing there. i hadn’t seen her since she got her hair burnt off last year (eddie tried to wake her up by lighting a fart in her face heaheaheahea!!)
my buzz was out so I invited her to go smoke with me. we get to the bathroom and she already know the deal so she starts munching on my dick as i light it up (naobody fucks with thug-tony yo).
just when i started getting hard the boincer came and draged us out WHAT THE FUCK MAN? YOU KNOW WHO I AM?. he threw us out and told us to go home. bitsh what a fucker. i passed out when I got home and woke up a couple of hours ago. GOOD WEEKEND!
anyone got some cash to borrow?
life of a THug 